I Survived Judgment Day - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top

Curved blue script reads "PAUL BUNYAN'S" above bold blue block text reading "CUPBOARD

Below the atom

Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

I Survived Judgment Day - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Arched distressed white serif textSurviving 8 29 97 just meant watching Seinfeld instead of dodging Hunter Killers, which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon. Sarah carved that date into a picnic table for nothing. Inspired by Terminator 2. The Details: White uppercase text arcs around the top reading "I SURVIVED JUDGMENT DAY" with "8 29 97" centered at the bottom, separated by bullet points. A grayscale T 800 endoskeleton skull sits centered within