Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fasttimes1 Screaming "Merry New Year" at

Screaming "Merry New Year" at strangers is just what happens when a hustler hits the gas with no brakes

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Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fasttimes1 Screaming "Merry New Year" atEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads