Uncle Roman's Boat Rentals - Unisex T-Shirt fairmont A cartoon red lobster mascot

A cartoon red lobster mascot with a wide grin and antennae hoists a barbell overhead with its claws

" A cartoon green turtle mascot in a yellow baseball cap stands arms-crossed

Bold distressed white text along the bottom reads "COLLEGIANS

Somewhere a marketing team is studying that mustache for clues

Uncle Roman's Boat Rentals - Unisex T-Shirt fairmont A cartoon red lobster mascotRoman Craig's business model is exactly what happens when a guy who mooches vacations discovers drag boats and zero liability insurance. Lake Potowotominimac deserved better. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "LAKE POTOWOTOMINIMAC, WI" above a posterized portrait of Roman Craig in a cap and sunglasses, flanked by orange and yellow flame graphics, two white stars, and horizontal retro stripes in white,