Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Schooner Tuna expects you to

Schooner Tuna expects you to emotionally bond with a dead fish in a can

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A vintage 1950s-style illustration of a grinning man in a collared shirt rests a golf club over his shoulder

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Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Schooner Tuna expects you toBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below