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Walken in a Winter Wonderland - 11oz Coffee Mug greatoutdoors1 A high-contrast black and whiteWalking in a winter wonderland requires a very specific cadence, unusual pauses, and an unblinking stare that makes the snowman uncomfortable. Apparently the holidays need more cowbell. The Details: Ornate white script text reads "Walken" above a digital illustration of a man's face with swept back hair, encircled by a green holly wreath with red berries. White Old English text below reads "in a winter wonderland," with scattered white dots