Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Jefferson City's Convicts joined the

Jefferson City's Convicts joined the Missouri Valley League in 1902

Putting "Lit AF" on the most wholesome Christmas tree clip art available is the decorating equivalent of your aunt doing shots at noon

and a grin strides forward holding a baseball bat

Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Jefferson City's Convicts joined theReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with