Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt drones Distressed white block text arcs

Distressed white block text arcs across the top reading "DID YOU TOUCH MY DRUMSTICKS

MISSOURI" above large red distressed text reading "DRUMMERS

Golden silhouette of a camel in profile faces right above large serif text reading "TANGIERS" in golden-yellow ink

Some teams played for glory

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt drones Distressed white block text arcsTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text